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WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE
>
> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one
> day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
> carrying a vacuum cleaner.
>
> "Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could
> take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to
> demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
> cleaners."
>
> "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any
> money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
>
> Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the
> door and pushed wide open.
>
> "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at
> least seen my demonstration." And with that, he
> emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
> carpet.
>
> "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
> this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will
> personally eat the remainder."
>
> The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope
> you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut
> off my electricity this morning."
>
> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one
> day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
> carrying a vacuum cleaner.
>
> "Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could
> take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to
> demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
> cleaners."
>
> "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any
> money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
>
> Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the
> door and pushed wide open.
>
> "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at
> least seen my demonstration." And with that, he
> emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
> carpet.
>
> "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
> this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will
> personally eat the remainder."
>
> The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope
> you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut
> off my electricity this morning."
