What happened?

[ELKCHSR]

He didn't like his thread being high jacked and ruined... Hmmm... Thats really pretty tough for him seeing he has no problem shitting in other peoples cheerios....


I wonder if this will happen again???

Schmalts...

You can bring it back to life, you have the power and the authority to make it happen...

 

[AZ402]

He didn't like his thread being high jacked and ruined... Hmmm... Thats really pretty tough for him seeing he has no problem shitting in other peoples cheerios....

I heard you were cuckoo for coco puffs.........

 

[ELKCHSR]

Naww... Don't know where you heard that... you hearing voices? Thats not good

 

[schmalts]

it really doesnt matter to me so i wont bring it back because it wasn't my original thread. Although i though the last post by Bambistew was good.. here it is.. Although my guess is his last sentence is incorrect and Buzz did in fact get laid. once..

Seems the only thing getting measured around here is the length of your wankers. Who fuggn cares who's the most awesome at judging?!? Just because you live in the mountains doesn’t automatically make you a legend. Look at 280?!?

IMO pretty much anyone with half a brain can judge a bull to within 10-15 inches pretty easy, on the hoof, in a picture, in a video, through a spotting scope etc. I don't give a rats ass how awesome you think you are at it one way or another. Its not fuggn rocket science.

I've measured probably 400-500 elk racks maybe more, I don't know... probably close to 2000 deer racks and before I/we scored them we'd all take a guess at how big they were. Some will fool, you others are a piece of cake, if you can't guess to with in 10-15 points on an elk you're either blind, or flunked 2nd grade math. With deer it was basically with in 3-7. And if you think you can do better than that, I'll be the first to pin the medal on your chest, because you are in fact the most awesome hunter alive and I want to have your children, even though you don’t have a bull bigger than a rag horn hanging in your shop.

Really, what does being able to judge an animal get you? I guarantee it won’t get you laid, I’ve tried it many times… not even with the fat girls.

 

[ELKCHSR]

That was an excellent post, I'm glad you brought it back

 

[280]

reminds me of some confusing sayings,,,
#1 military intelligence
#2 hot water heater
#3 Wisconsin elk expert
#4 its raining outside
#5 Texas trophy hunter
#6 live witness
#7 informed opinion

 

[Tom]

2450 measurements eh. 2450, that's like 100 a year for 24 years. one every 3 days for 24 years straight. Geeze, post some pictures of those, were there any 360 or 375 elk in there?

 

[MattK]

Tom- You aren't crying bs are you or are you possibly just putting those #'s into historical perspective. The problem I see with those types of #'s is it doesn't leave a lot room for hunting...just looking at what other people got.

 

[Calif. Hunter]

Or it could be 3.3 a day for 2 years....4.7 a day if you took weekends off.

Or, if you only did it on weekends, it would be 23.56 per weekend for 2 years....

 

[BuzzH]

I think Schmalts should contact P&Y and B&C...he scores more deer and elk than any 10 official measurers I know.

 

[schmalts]

I think Buzz needs to pull his head out and read once in a while, and he may see that the guys are talking about Bambistew claim and not me.... READ dumbass..
"Although i though the last post by Bambistew was good.. here it is.. Although my guess is his last sentence is incorrect and Buzz did in fact get laid. once"
See, everything past that quote is paste from what Bambistew posted on the deleted thread. Did i type i slow enough for you this time or is your ego got you wound up like your on speed?

 

[BuzzH]

Hey Schmalts...you ever heard of quotation marks? They look like this " ". Typically used when you "quote" anothers words.

Were you asleep in third grade when the teacher explained that?

My original post still applies...to both you and Bambi.

Also, I didnt see the original posts...deleted long before I read them.

 

[JoseCuervo]

Schmatlz,

Are you too stupid to know how to use the quote button on the reply pages? It is the little "square" looking thing with the little point coming down to the lower right.

You should learn how to use it and then learn how to write clearly.

 

[schmalts]

no one else had trouble figuring it out. I guess your in your own bubble of intelligence

 

[Calif. Hunter]

I had no idea what was being quoted and what was new, so I guess I am (gasp!) in the same bubble as Buzz and Jose. Idid guess that it was bambistew's claim and not yours...but I wasn't positive about that.

I also have no idea why you choose to let this go on, and why you allowed this pointless discussion to be reopened.

 

[BuzzH]

Hey Schmalts,

You telling anyone about any type of intelligence is a joke.

You dont capitalize the first word in a sentence, dont know the difference between "you're" and "your", dont know what quotations marks are, dont end your sentences with any type of puncutation, and cant form a complete sentence.

I dont know why anyone would have trouble following your "intelligence"? Let alone your "writing".

Learn to write dumbass.

I've met illegal aliens that could write better than you.

 

[schmalts]

i am just lazy as i type one handed and hold my beer in the other, dealing with you isnt worth the effert to even prezz the speel chek buton so i really dont care what a mountainner thinks

 

[schmalts]

I had no idea what was being quoted and what was new, so I guess I am (gasp!) in the same bubble as Buzz and Jose. Idid guess that it was bambistew's claim and not yours...but I wasn't positive about that.

I also have no idea why you choose to let this go on, and why you allowed this pointless discussion to be reopened.

Cali, i didnt start this post, so it's not like I allowed it. Besides, your not in the same bubble as buzz because you guessed it was Bambi, and you also forgot to put a space between "I" and "did". shame on you
This thread is locked.
Reason: Although it is fun gettig Buzz wound up, all good things have to come to an end or he may take it personal and I am really just being the ass i love to be...