What did you say.....

[ELKCHSR]

 

[Left Behind]

 

[GunNut76]

An elderly retired couple were driving down the East coast,
when they stopped in Georgia for a fuel stop. The elderly
woman was very hard of hearing, and usually asked her husband
to repeat everything.

An elderly station attendant came to the car and started
filling the fuel tank. Making idle talk, he asked if the
man liked the weather, to which the man replied, "very much".

What'd he say?, asked the woman. "He asked if I like the
weather, and I told him yes", replied her husband.

"Where are y'all headed", asked the attendant. "Oh, we're
going to Jacksonville", he replied.

"What'd he say?", asked the woman. "He asked where we're
going, and I told him to Jacksonville", the husband replied.

"Where are y'all from", inquired the attendant a few
moments later. "Oh, we're from Maine," the man replied.

"Ah, I was in Maine for two years while I was in the
Air Force, replied the attendant. In fact, I dated a
girl from Maine while I was there. It didn't last long
though. I have to tell you, this girl was the worst
in bed of any girl I ever knew."

"What'd he say?" inquired the woman.

"He said he thinks he knows you," replied her husband.