What a waste of a beautiful animal (and time and money)

[noharleyyet]

He does seem to share many of the personality traits of the Imaginary Corporal. . . .


But, I think Moe's idea of cooking is putting more hot dogs on the roller-cooker at the Kwik-E-Mart and making sure there are plenty of frozen burritos stocked between the Energy Drinks and the 1-liter soda bottles....

....no circle jerk is complete without a good swingman.

 

[Moosie]

....no circle jerk is complete without a good swingman.

Is it bad that I don't even know what that means ?!?!?!

 

[fowladdict]

Is it bad that I don't even know what that means ?!?!?!

According to Urban dictionary he is referring to JC as an "arrogant punk" or one "who likes to jerk it in a circular motion". Which in this case he could mean either or both. And I think he is referring to you as the swingman...which even I'm .

NHY,

Are you a High School teacher or something??? I'm betting you are a badass texting fool too!

 

[Calif. Hunter]

swing·man   /ˈswɪŋˌmæn/ Show Spelled[swing-man] Show IPA
–noun, plural -men. Basketball .
a player who can play either of two positions, usually guard and forward.
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Per dictionary.com....

 

[noharleyyet]

Urban vernacular as metaphor...yea, let's go with that one.

Let's all pelt Moe with derisive comments about what he does for a living in this shitty economy too.

 

[fowladdict]

Urban vernacular as metaphor...yea, let's go with that one.

Let's all pelt Moe with derisive comments about what he does for a living in this shitty economy too.

Ahh....I get it now.

 

[Moosie]

The real question was never answered...... NHY, can you text like a badass fool ??!?!

 

[noharleyyet]

...only while driving.

 

[JoseCuervo]

Is it bad that I don't even know what that means ?!?!?!

My guess it is either a "Generational" thing that only old people like NoHarley would understand, or, even worse, a "Regional" thing that only Texans would understand, which would limit it to NoHarley or Tom.


And, if Tom explained it, we still wouldn't understand it... ....

 

[noharleyyet]

My guess it is either a "Generational" thing that only old people like NoHarley would understand, or, even worse, a "Regional" thing that only Texans would understand, which would limit it to NoHarley or Tom.


And, if Tom explained it, we still wouldn't understand it... ....

Focus Martha, stay on script and wait for your prompt....