Ways you won't die...

[the nikster]

getting my balls blown off, hehehe!

 

[Mini Moose]

by playing on a trampoline drunk

 

[danr55]

I won't be smothered between the breasts of a large woman from Texas.

I won't be blugeoned by an irate husband.

I won't be beaten to death or shot with poisoned darts, by a gang of angry pygmys.

I won't be trampled by a herd of stampeding mammoths.

I may be tracked down and shot by the guy with the Mustang who wanted to race to show off for his girlfriend. But that's a different story.

 

[ELKCHSR]

And I thought Oscar didn't have but a minute here or there to himself...

Seems like even thats to much...

I don't fear death...

 

[Moosie]

And I thought Oscar didn't have but a minute here or there to himself...

I was in the Tub soaking after playing ball tonight

YAh, I have pleanty of time to myself. Like 11:30 last week when I got in the tub after playing ball and like like tonight. It's only 11:30 and I have from now till 6:30 in the morning when I head to work.... There is always time in the day, jsut most of my free time I should be sleeping

by playing on a trampoline drunk

HAHAA... I bet your brother can say that... now Hopefully after the parametics arived he learned his lesson