Very UN-Politically Correct!

[Calif. Hunter]

The Pakistani

A Pakistani arrives in Los Angeles all excited, he stops the first person he meets.
"Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept me in your nice country, and... "

"The person interrupts and says: "I am not American, I'm Chinese."

The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by.

Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and me stay here..."

Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence. "I not American, I am Iranian!"

The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by.

"Mr. American, me thank you for hospitality you give..."

"But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African, not American.

He goes a little farther and meets another American and greets him
"Thank you for letting me come to your beautiful country."

"I'm not an American, I'm a Mexican. "

"But," answers the Pakistani distressed, "where are the Americans??"

The Mexican looks at his watch and says, "Probably at work."

 

[Bandit]

Now thats funny.

 

[Gunner46]

You left out the Irish, Germans, Haitans, Cubans, Phillipino's, Costa Ricians, Russians, Poles, Argentines, Aussies, Scots, French, Ugandans, Peruivians, Samoans, Tias, Indians, Afgans, Swedes, Bolivians, Icelanders......................

Me ? I'm just a F*#kin', D*&m 'AMERICAN'. And so is everyone else who was born here, or got here LEGALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y'all are welcome to join the club.

I Vented :MAD

I'm Done

 

[Orca Lover]

I like your club Gunner46, that is how I classify myself, just ask the admissions boards at the colleges I applied to.

 

[Gunner46]

Screw with their minds. Check 'em ALL.

 

[Quiet_One]

LOL, thats good one gunner that funny..............me native american