Vegetable Eaters

[Nick87]

listen here whippersnapper. Some of us have to act like adults all day. And it's hard - ya know... pretending to be something you're not ALL DAY. So come beer thirty, some of us revert back to high schoo- err middle school, where we feel more comfortable.

I have to act more like an adult here than I do at work.

 

[Pucky Freak]

WI bears are basically recycled donuts. VD=0

Smith: Bait makes up much of Wisconsin bears' diet

A study found high-caloric baits placed by hunters constituted about 40% of the diets of black bears harvested in northern Wisconsin.

amp.jsonline.com

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[bullbugle307]

See that's different though, because they can tear at things with their teeth.

Speaking of tearing at things, I've seen chickens tear meat off of a carcass. Cross those of your vegetable eater purity list.

Shoot, you ever seen em get after a live mouse? Talk about brutal.

 

[FI460]

Shoot, you ever seen em get after a live mouse? Talk about brutal.

I suspect that Crichton was inspired to write Jurassic Park after an afternoon watching a chicken coop.

 

[JLS]

WI bears are basically recycled donuts. VD=0

Smith: Bait makes up much of Wisconsin bears' diet

A study found high-caloric baits placed by hunters constituted about 40% of the diets of black bears harvested in northern Wisconsin.

amp.jsonline.com

Fried in vegetable oil though amirite?

 

[trb]

Shoot, you ever seen em get after a live mouse? Talk about brutal.

I spent 2 years in the Peace Corps in Panama and had a half dozen chickens. I watched them kill and eat scorpions, an injured bat, and most impressively, chased down and ate a huge rat alive. 3rd world chickens do NOT #*^@#* around.

Meanwhile my stupid ass CO backyard chickens only eat certain fruits and veggies cut to smaller sizes...my daily disappointment in them is immeasurable.

 

[JLS]

I spent 2 years in the Peace Corps in Panama and had a half dozen chickens. I watched them kill and eat scorpions, an injured bat, and most impressively, chased down and ate a huge rat alive. 3rd world chickens do NOT #*^@#* around.

Meanwhile my stupid ass CO backyard chickens only eat certain fruits and veggies cut to smaller sizes...my daily disappointment in them is immeasurable.

Hopefully you didn’t eat those Panamanian savages.

 

[BAKPAKR]

I spent 2 years in the Peace Corps in Panama and had a half dozen chickens. I watched them kill and eat scorpions, an injured bat,

Sounds like your third world chickens and Ozzie Osbourne had something in common.

 

[LuketheDog]

So… cervids definitely will eat meat. I wonder if there are actually purely vegetarian game animals.

The new puppy seems to prefer deer and rabbit poop above all else, so that's heading the right direction...

 

[Hem]

I saw a skin flick in the early nineties called Raw Deal. The premise circled around white meat/dark meat and a turkey carcass.
No chickens were violated.

 

[trb]

Hopefully you didn’t eat those Panamanian savages.

Although I considered that I was basically sabotaging my home defense system by doing so, of course I ate them. And they were delicious.

If aspiring chefs want to accelerate their journey towards a James Beard award, start serving strictly poison/bat/rat fed poultry.

 

[dirtclod Az.]

The new puppy seems to prefer deer and rabbit poop above all else, so that's heading the right direction...

Our dogs prefer Coyote poop, more "good stuff"!

 

[JDH]

Speaking of frogs.

Tons of critters are considered "gape limited" eaters. Bullfrogs will literally eat any critter that they can fit in their mouth. Frog legs are definitely a minus score.

I pulled a baby bird out of a frog's stomach once.

 

[Pucky Freak]

Fried in vegetable oil though amirite?

Are Donuts Vegan? The Complete Lowdown + Recipe

Are donuts vegan? We answer that question, give some recommendations and even provide vegan donut recipe if you want to make some yourself.

thegoodnessproject.co.uk

 

[Deleted member 28227]

Are Donuts Vegan? The Complete Lowdown + Recipe

Are donuts vegan? We answer that question, give some recommendations and even provide vegan donut recipe if you want to make some yourself.

thegoodnessproject.co.uk

so...

WI man makes some donuts using bear grease from a bear he killed, later he is out hunting with Don and forgets his Desert Eagle .50AE... and of course is summarily eaten.

What's the VD on that one...

and...

What happens if @JLS makes a wrong turn on his way to Florida, hits the bear, then decides to keep the bear and makes donuts out of the bear grease.

 

[trb]

so...

WI man makes some donuts using bear grease from a bear he killed, later he is out hunting with Don and forgets his Desert Eagle .50AE... and of course is summarily eaten.

What's the VD on that one...

and...

What happens if @JLS makes a wrong turn on his way to Florida, hits the bear, then decides to keep the bear and makes donuts out of the bear grease.

The circular shape of the donut represents this exact never-ending cycle

 

[Nick87]

What in the F have I been reading here.

 

[JLS]

so...

WI man makes some donuts using bear grease from a bear he killed, later he is out hunting with Don and forgets his Desert Eagle .50AE... and of course is summarily eaten.

What's the VD on that one...

and...

What happens if @JLS makes a wrong turn on his way to Florida, hits the bear, then decides to keep the bear and makes donuts out of the bear grease.

What if Toyota isn’t spelled out across my grill and my hazard light button only has that nasty communist symbol?

 

[Deleted member 28227]

What if Toyota isn’t spelled out across my grill and my hazard light button only has that nasty communist symbol?

Mmm, at that point you whip out your Chinese made phone with an M on it, and pitch it as hard as possible at the closest French/Spanish/Portuguese/German/Italian… uh… “Eastern European” speaker near you (Canadians are close enough) then I guess get in the fetal position and start chanting your Alex Jones mantra?