Vegetable Eaters

[JLS]

Since Otto/Tom was derailing a good lion thread, let’s open a new one. Here’s your chance to rate the purity of your chosen quarry based on the vegetable diet index (VD index).

@Hem will be waiting in the wings with his flamethrower for any jokers who get out of line.

 

[rtraverdavis]

Not sure how to respond, so I’ll just post my favorite conflict resolution anthem.

 

[SaskHunter]

What's the VD index of a dump/landfill bear?

 

[FI460]

In a Never-Before Seen Behavior, Deer Spotted Gnawing Human Flesh

Forensic scientists studying human decomposition spotted an unexpected animal chewing on the remains.

www.nationalgeographic.com

Transitive property of cannibalism.

 

[Irrelevant]

Since Otto/Tom was derailing a good lion thread, let’s open a new one. Here’s your chance to rate the purity of your chosen quarry based on the vegetable diet index (VD index).

@Hem will be waiting in the wings with his flamethrower for any jokers who get out of line.

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I'll admit I don't know how to rank them all, but it starts with
Chukar>...

 

[JLS]

I'll admit I don't know how to rank them all, but it starts with
Chukar>...

Haha, those little bastard that gorge on grasshoppers for four months?

 

[JLS]

Looks like @Hem is going to need a list:

@rtraverdavis
@Trial153
@JLS

 

[Irrelevant]

Haha, those little bastard that gorge on grasshoppers for four months?

I mean who doesn't eat grasshoppers all summer?

I like mine basted in a little Pepper Plant hot sauce.

 

[JLS]

Damned mallards eat frogs and snails, so their VD purity is horrid.

 

[FI460]

Damned mallards eat frogs and snails, so their VD purity is horrid.

Speaking of frogs.

Tons of critters are considered "gape limited" eaters. Bullfrogs will literally eat any critter that they can fit in their mouth. Frog legs are definitely a minus score.

 

[rtraverdavis]

You guys just don’t understand the virtues of black and white thinking.

 

[JLS]

In a Never-Before Seen Behavior, Deer Spotted Gnawing Human Flesh

Forensic scientists studying human decomposition spotted an unexpected animal chewing on the remains.

www.nationalgeographic.com

Transitive property of cannibalism.

Was the dead person a vegetarian?

 

[rtraverdavis]

Speaking of frogs.

Tons of critters are considered "gape limited" eaters. Bullfrogs will literally eat any critter that they can fit in their mouth. Frog legs are definitely a minus score.

My three year old is a gape eater. He wouldn’t score well in this system.

 

[JLS]

Any lab qualifies as a gape eater

 

[FI460]

Any lab qualifies as a gape eater

See that's different though, because they can tear at things with their teeth.

Speaking of tearing at things, I've seen chickens tear meat off of a carcass. Cross those of your vegetable eater purity list.

 

[Dave N]

Chickens will eat their own eggs if you drop one.

 

[Hem]

Chesapeake too. Wish I had a picture of my last with two webbed feet dangling out of the corner of his mouth. Points for not killing it though, the duck was half rotted.

 

[Gerald Martin]

Beaver. Just putting that out there as a dare for you guys to discuss the merits of beaver as food without going into the gutter…

 

[Deleted member 28227]

Deer

Elk

Horses

Pigs

Wait… is this the assignment?

 

[FI460]

Chickens will eat their own eggs if you drop one.

The bad ones will eat them right out of the nest.