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Useful classes for men....

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USEFUL CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS - SIGN UP BY May 25TH

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

1. How to Fill Up Ice Cube Trays. Step by step (with Slide Presentation).

2. The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow On Holders? (Round Table Discussion)

3. Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. (Pictures and explanatory graphics)

4. The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? (Examples on Video)

5. Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other (Helpline Support and Support Groups.)

6. Learning How to Find Things, Starting With Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning The House Upside While Screaming(Open Forum).

7. Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your Health. (Graphics and Audio Tape.)

8. Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost(Real Life Testimonials)

9. Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks (Driving Simulation.)

10. Learning to Live: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife (Online Class and Role Playing.)

11. How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion (Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.)

12. How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late (Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.)

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. :D
 
There's some classes for us. but it probably won't do any good, These thing's are genetic... :D
 

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