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An old man is in the nursing home, being attended by two nurses,
one rather plain and dumpy and the other shapely and beautiful.
The plain dumpy nurse gives the old man a bath one day and comes
back to the nurse's station giggling.
"That old guy in room 3," she says, "He's got a funny tattoo."
"Funny tattoo?" says the pretty nurse, "What is it?"
"He's got the word 'SWAN' tattooed on his penis!" giggles the
plain nurse.
"I've gotta see this," says the pretty nurse, and so the next
day, she gives the old man his bath.
After she's done, she comes back laughing. "He didn't have the
word, 'SWAN' tattooed on his penis," she tells the other nurse.
"No?" says the first nurse.
"No! The tattoo says 'SASKATCHEWAN'."
one rather plain and dumpy and the other shapely and beautiful.
The plain dumpy nurse gives the old man a bath one day and comes
back to the nurse's station giggling.
"That old guy in room 3," she says, "He's got a funny tattoo."
"Funny tattoo?" says the pretty nurse, "What is it?"
"He's got the word 'SWAN' tattooed on his penis!" giggles the
plain nurse.
"I've gotta see this," says the pretty nurse, and so the next
day, she gives the old man his bath.
After she's done, she comes back laughing. "He didn't have the
word, 'SWAN' tattooed on his penis," she tells the other nurse.
"No?" says the first nurse.
"No! The tattoo says 'SASKATCHEWAN'."
