'Twas the Night Before the Election....

[JoseCuervo]

'Twas the Night before the Election,
and all through SI everyone had made their Selection.

Cali had decided he wouldn't consider any facts,
just wanted to make sure he had his guns in case a Communist attacks.

The Polls were ever so close, ever so tight,
That only Feclnogn still thought Bush was Right.

Buzz had carefully considered each candidate's worth,
and then concluded neither shared his concerns for the Earth.

Down in AZ there were concerns about Mexicans,
and CJCJ wrote letters to editors about his Immigration plans.

For hunters both Bush and Kerry's positions were all over the radar,
so Ithica decided to vote for Nader.

Because of a ill feeling from his head to his tush,
Nemont would have to cast his vote for Bush.

Ol' DanR was fired up to vote for Bush Sr's son,
recalling fond memories of voting for Woodrow Wilson.

Ten Bears was hoping for a moment of insight along with gas in his ATV,
hoping he would get his fat-ass back to watch the returns on TV.

The GOP made a get out the vote effort to appeal to every Dufous,
Which worked like a charm as it appealed to Snake River Rufous.

The Polls would soon be closed and nothing would be funner,
than to not have to read more Dubya posts from ElkGunner.

Vote Early, Vote Often.....

 

[Nemont]

EG,
that is pretty funny.

Nemont

 

[Delw]

Good one Gunner


Delw

 

[Moosie]

What about Moosie ?!?!?

 

[Ithaca 37]

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[danr55]

Now that's funny.. Just one question.. Who the hell is Woodrow Wilson? Was he one of the Texas Rangers on Lonesome Dove?

Or are you talking about the guy who was President when I graduated from high school?

 

[MarvB]

Good one Gunner- you must have had a lot of down time on your trip

Hell Moosie you already told us you weren't gonna vote so you don't get to play!

 

[mtmiller]

Excellent. Now what are we going to do after this thing is over?

 

[Moosie]

Originally posted by mtmiller:
Excellent. Now what are we going to do after this thing is over?

ALL hold hands and sing Kumbaya ?!?!?

 

[Ithaca 37]

mtmiller, I'm afraid it'll be back to fatassed ATV riders, welfare ranchers, illegals, roadless areas and dam breaching. We need some new topics!

 

[mtmiller]

How about "prescriptive use roads" and access to public lands. It hits close to home here and I am curious about other folks opinions. If you don't have one, do some research. I am sure it affects many of the western states.

 

[Calif. Hunter]

I'm an optimist...


The date was Wednesday, November third,
Elkgunner was sick,
Kerry had been flushed like a t@&d.
Despite Farenheit 911
And Michael Moore,
Who the people decided
Was just a lying whore.

Despite all the distortions and lies,
The voters were smart,
The people were wise.
They voted for GW Bush,
Who was elated
That he’d kicked Kerry’s tush..

Elkgunner was sick,
He felt just like crap.
He’d leave the US
If he could just find a map.

Cali was happy,
Truth and freedom had won.
For John Kerry,
Retirement had begun.

Elkgunner was sad,
There just was no reason!
Why are you reading this?
It’s hunting season!

 

[snake river rufus]

Just wondering what is pissing off her majesty most?
That I'm willing to listen to the republican side with an open mind? or
That I'm not willing to blindly follow elkgunners simple minded B.S.?

 

[cjcj]

One thing for sure "WE" have alot of talent on Hunttalk...Gunner/Cali that was some good stuff.

 

[Tom]

That's good stuff. I voted this morning. I saw a young man in line and told him he could write in Ralph Nader, if he wanted. He's not on our ballet. He looked confused about it, so I think his vote was probably ok.

I'm thinking of telling all the people in the wrong party at work to be sure and x out the candidates that they don't want, and leave the ones they want alone on the ballot. We have new machines this year, maybe that will work.

Today is the day!!

 

[Moosie]

I’m not good at much, I have little time,
But one thing I’m good at is telling a rhyme.
So I thought I’d pipe in and tell a good tale
Of what happened since yesterday when I sent out an E-mail.

It might be Dr Sues I read as a kid,
About a Fru~bangus a house nibbless bid.
On Dancer on Prancer , you know Santas deer,
Or maybe I rhyme better when I drink all this beer ?

But let’s get back to my point I was trying to make,
I typed “Vote for Bush” but would I be a fake ?
If they heard I wasn’t voting, in my face they would Spit.
I’d be a big fake, (Big word) hyp~o~crite

I said Vote for Bush, Tomorrows the day,
Although here in Idaho Bush as it all the way.
He’s a Republican and here, they will always win.
They bring you the issues without the liberal spin.

So why go and Vote, It’s a waste of my time,
Go to work and get busy, don’t waste your day in a line.
But comments from Huntalk rang through my head,
From Gunner and Ithica when I laid down in bed.

Hemorrhage and Cali, and MarvB made a post,
saying popular vote counts now, from coast to coast.
So I started to think, Does my vote really matter ?
Should I vote for a Pres ? although my knowledge is Smatter.

“Smatter” I wrote, some might think what’s that drabble ?
It just means to talk, like superficial ”BABBLE”
Sometimes I use big words to daze this tough crowd.
This time I’m done playing I’ll make my boys proud.

So I got up this morning and started to gloat,
got out of bed and decided to vote.
I even got a sticker, At the end they did say,
Hear all Mr Moosie, He voted today…….

[ 11-02-2004, 11:10: Message edited by: Moosie ]

 

[Hangar18]

Nice job Gunner. I'm looking forward to reading many more Dubya posts.

 

[snake river rufus]

Laid down with gunner and ithica? A moose sandwich?

 

[MarvB]

Voting’s American, a hard fought, won, right,
When done in mass, shows our peoples might.
A privilege that many have fought, died to keep,
So people like Gunner won’t get our country too deep.

But those here like Moosie who wouldn’t go vote,
but would rather chase deer, elk, or some dinky goat.
Patriotism they lacked but not the need to complain,
But instead, like poor Moosie, their rights they abstain.

Every vote do they count, be it Buzz or Camp Cook,
But for some, only HuntTalk will get them to look.
From fat-ass, to tree-hugger, to even dam breacher,
If we don’t course our future, then history’s our teacher.

So to every HuntTalker, even those gone like Slayer
Take a lesson from Moosie, ‘cause he’s now a player!
He shrugged off his doubts, hit the polls, cast a vote
Now good hunting Karma on his shoulder’s will float!

So go cast your ballot, the time is at hand
To break from the ranks of our SI talking band.
Elect the next President, be it George, John, or Ike,
Then turn your attention to pursuit of the Spike!

Good Job Mooseman!

 

[Calif. Hunter]

LOL!