'Twas the night at Hunttalk

[Wyodeerhunter]

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Ok, got phone call about 12:09 my time, my aunt cousin uncle prob dad, has i would think all amonia, spittin up mucas,blood, well for 3days they need us, atleast, so good vacatino form here have drink eat what be very safe, anything so least me hubyb cant catch it me i got the cold not long ago barely at all, i guess my system fight it real well, so i prob wont gt it, hubby prob will anyway i hope yall have funn , and we be back when we can

I think quiet one was toms username when he was drunk all the time.....

wyohump hunter (i really liked this one NHY)

 

[Washington Hunter]

one more, if the first wasn't enough:

05-01-2005, 06:37 AM
Quiet_One
Senior Poster Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,798

Cousins Party

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Well, made it to cousins party he goin in iraq, it was great first we didnt feel well, had go shoppin, was undecided till last2hours, we went felt better, anywho, it was great there was so much faimly i neve rmet, so many people, what odd is i didnt know my long time church friend her familyknew em was great havent talked her in while, they had food.songs,smokin,drinkin,alot of what u would have, but what was best to me watchin him dance,have funn, he just got married not little joe i remebered,or his cousins, sister,well we all hang out soemtime except one goin he gone prob after lastnite, i hate when u see em dance,drink,have funn and then god knows if he be back, well i did do one thing, i thought shoulda went ith the party,had song played by toby keith, curtisoy of red white and blue, great song had to do that, otherwise played others i and rest requested, all i know is i am half awake so if i remebr somethin else i post it, umm, i just wished him the best, and hope goes well for emhubby wished the same he just had great time meetin his family he hasnt met,he wished best also, well anyheo was emotional, i am sure it was orse to others , and was beautiful also , anywho least made too ne party got cold prob rain for mine, but that one was worth goin to cousins, i wouldnt missed it for nothin

 

[Moosie]

by "alot of people" you mean the same few Nimrods that run people off of here?

No, that time it wasn't Buzz and Jose ..

YAh, Quiet one was her name. Hope her and her husband are doing well. He had some work troubles if I remember right.

Anyway, I was expecting someone else to take a Stab at a Poem. MO ?

 

[BigHornRam]

I'll start one....feel free to add on.

Twas the night before Christmas at old Moosie's house
There lay Jose, drunk as a louse
Moosie said "hey Jose, you look like a bum"
"Next time I won't let Texas Tom mix up the rum"
Just when Jose let out a loud snore
Moosie could hear a limp wristed knock at the door
"Who could that be, another Hunt Talk queer?"
It was Greenhorn standing there, cracking a beer

Next..........

 

[Tom]

I won this beer in a bet off of 280.
He himmed and he hawed but he finally paid me.
...

 

[guppie9]

When what to my wondering eyes did appear
It was Cali with a giant blacktail doe deer
I'm sorry, my friends, for being so late
But as you can see, I had to pick up my date
Just about then, there was a knock on the door
It was another big homo, his name was Big Whore
Then suddenly things seemed all out of order
It was CJ with Mexicans being driven to the border
On Juan! On Paco! On Diego and Jose!
Get back to your own country, do what I say!


...next

 

[sreekers]

These hunttalk poems are quite absurd
possibly the weirdest I have ever heard
More knocks at the door
Open it in time to see Tom fall on the floor
with Rum in the eggnog
and a giant Texas Hog
Wyodeerhunter heard he was there
and drove there on a dare
And threatened to kick his axis
All the way back to Texas
Moosie stepped between
Saying it was right to intervene
Then he asked for their check
They said what the heck
We allready told you "its in the mail!"

next........

 

[JoseCuervo]

T'was just 10 days since Thanksgivin'
with Greenhorn's big elk still livin'.
Too much Cougar huntin' to blame so far,
Greenie was now postin' pictures in a bra at the bar.
CJ had gone missin' while hatin' on a Mexican,
while up North in AZ the critters were gettin hurt by Stan.
In efforts to catch Elkhunter, the Cheese had posted a barrage,
all the while trying make up for his lack of "collage".
Nemont was looking like the Goose killing leader,
While NoHarley was buying corn for his deer feeder.
Moosie started this lame poetry and asked for more,
I joined in with this rhyme just to make fun of BigWhore.
See Big Whore is the epitome of all that is wrong,
with hunters that smoke out of the Republican Bong.

Next.....

 

[The Hedgehog]

My name is Miller - Ho ho
Humping is something I do know
Cows are fine
Sheep are devine
But goats are numero uno

 

[Tom]

Poor miller loves his dog
And his dog loves him.
so they both sleep like a log.
Jose says its not fair
They should be able to marry
the dog will find miller a bear
If only we'd elected Kerry.
Then Jose knows they could marry.

 

[noharleyyet]

Like a piece of sandpaper
Jose will rub ya
But Bush's economy
Bought'm a BMDubya

...next

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[Steiny]

'Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Saint Moosie would soon be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And Moosie in his sandals, and Jose in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap