Trying to fatten me

[tillicant]

Alright, I've written about hunting trips with my wife. This year she finally talked me into getting my passport, i want to go to GNP. Then she mentioned she really wanted to go to Italy. Luckily she has a large family, they like that kind of stuff. Her brother and his wife stepped up. They all know what I like and that business (excavation) is nuts this time of year. They don't bug me too much about not going.
Well apparently she felt guilty about taking this trip. She knows I like sweets but it's not like I have to have them, maybe a quart of ice cream in two months.
They were leaving Thurs. Wednesday night I opened the freezer (fridge type) to freeze a loaf of bread so it would' spoil, four quarts of ice cream!
Box of pastries on the counter, bags of jelly beans...(love em)
Its like I went to heaven!
When she left I was 5'10", 170.,

 

[Mudranger1]

If you're 5'10 170 there ain't not fat there to begin with

 

[geewhiz]

Well, what are ya now??

 

[Bowmannate2000]

Alright, I've written about hunting trips with my wife. This year she finally talked me into getting my passport, i want to go to GNP. Then she mentioned she really wanted to go to Italy. Luckily she has a large family, they like that kind of stuff. Her brother and his wife stepped up. They all know what I like and that business (excavation) is nuts this time of year. They don't bug me too much about not going.
Well apparently she felt guilty about taking this trip. She knows I like sweets but it's not like I have to have them, maybe a quart of ice cream in two months.
They were leaving Thurs. Wednesday night I opened the freezer (fridge type) to freeze a loaf of bread so it would' spoil, four quarts of ice cream!
Box of pastries on the counter, bags of jelly beans...(love em)
Its like I went to heaven!
When she left I was 5'10", 170.,

Pace yourself!

 

[MThuntr]

Take it easy otherwise the rolls will be on your stomach and not in your stomach

 

[tillicant]

Well, what are ya now??

They just left, give me a week

 

[Misguided]

You’re a lucky man, for a couple of reasons.

 

[Jbotto]

I’ve been pacing myself with the e jelly beans all week. Yesterday I cut loose on a bag. It’s weird how when you eat half the bag it feels like you just ate a full bag.