A Texas cowboy stopped at a
local restaurant following a
day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he
noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter
being served at the next
table. Not only did it look good, the smell was
wonderful. He asked the
waiter, "What is that you just served?" The
waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you
have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles
from the bull fight this
morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy, though
momentarily daunted, said, "What the
heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an
order! The waiter replied, "I am
so sorry, Senor. There is only one serving per
day because there is only one
bull fight each morning. If you come early
tomorrow and place your order, we
will be sure to save you this delicacy!" The
next morning, the cowboy
returned, placed his order, and then that
evening he was served the one and
only special delicacy of the day. After a few
bites, and inspecting the
contents of his platter, he called the waiter
and said, "These are delicious,
but they are much, much smaller than the ones I
saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
"Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.
local restaurant following a
day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he
noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter
being served at the next
table. Not only did it look good, the smell was
wonderful. He asked the
waiter, "What is that you just served?" The
waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you
have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles
from the bull fight this
morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy, though
momentarily daunted, said, "What the
heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an
order! The waiter replied, "I am
so sorry, Senor. There is only one serving per
day because there is only one
bull fight each morning. If you come early
tomorrow and place your order, we
will be sure to save you this delicacy!" The
next morning, the cowboy
returned, placed his order, and then that
evening he was served the one and
only special delicacy of the day. After a few
bites, and inspecting the
contents of his platter, he called the waiter
and said, "These are delicious,
but they are much, much smaller than the ones I
saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
"Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.
