To shower Like A Man

[Quiet_One]

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

Quiet are you sure you have the Heading Right???

 

[Bandit]

Guys its exactly what it says where she got it from i checked to be sure and even there I can't make sence of it LOL

 

[Left Behind]

LOL

 

[danr55]

All of those are supposed to be oxymorons. I think some of them are funny...

Now, then..
Taped live....
Passive agression

but you forgot Jumbo Shrimp and Happily married.

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

OK Bandit, I thought I was losing my mind

 

[2fastnaz]

I was confused till I got to number 26, Military Intelligence, then I knew what was going on.

 

[Quick Draw]

Oh I get it now. I had to read it like a million times. the titled doesn't look like it should be that. Maybe someone got there pages mixed up, where Quiet One got it from. Weird.
Quick Draw

 

[Quiet_One]

Oh chit i did it did it i swear i cant have 3pages of jokes and not get mixed up yup i headline dwrong one cause i have few in jokes one that shoulda been in fireside wichis this one this is oxymorons