Three guys and the genie

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Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle
> Sam are out walking
> together one day. They come across a lantern and a
> Genie pops out of
> it."I will give each of you each one wish, that's
> three wishes total,"
> says the
> Genie.
> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
> farmer, and my son
> will also farm. I want the land to be forever
> fertile in Canada."
> With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in
> Canada was forever
> made fertile for farming.Osama Bin Ladin was amazed,
> so he said, "I want
> a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews
> or Americans can
> come into our precious state."
> Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there
> was a huge wall
> around Afghanistan.
> "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm
> very curious. Please
> tell me more about this wall."The Genie explains,
> "Well, it's about
> 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely
> surrounds the country;
> nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
> "UncleSam" says, "Fill it with water."

 

[Kraven]

ROFLMAO

 

[ELKCHSR]

Now that would work!!!!