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Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? >A: A cherry float. >~~~~~
>Q: What did the sign on the door of the whore house say? >A: Beat It - We're Closed. >~
>Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? >A: To find a tight seal. >~~
>Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? >A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
>Q: What's the speed limit of sex? >A: 68. At 69 you have to turn around.
>Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold, please? >~
>Q: What's the ultimate rejection? >A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. >
>Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? >A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie
>Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? >A: K9P. >~~~~
>Q: What's another name for pickled bread? >A: Dill-dough >~~~~~
>Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? >A: He heard the snow blower coming. >~~~~
>Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? >A: She's withholding evidence. >~~~~~
>Q: What's the difference between light and hard? >A: You can sleep with a light on. >~~~
` >Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed? >A: Because they don't have balls to scratch. >~
>Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? >A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. >~~~
>Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions? >A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
>Q: What's the height of conceit? >A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. >~~~
>Q: What's the definition of macho? >A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy. >~~
>Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? >A: Their balls are just for decoration. >~
>Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? >A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog. >~~
>Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo? >A: You fill it with gas. >~~
>Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God? >A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer. >~~~
>Q: Why is divorce so expensive? >A: Because it's worth it.
>Q: What did the sign on the door of the whore house say? >A: Beat It - We're Closed. >~
>Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? >A: To find a tight seal. >~~
>Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? >A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
>Q: What's the speed limit of sex? >A: 68. At 69 you have to turn around.
>Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold, please? >~
>Q: What's the ultimate rejection? >A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. >
>Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? >A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie
>Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? >A: K9P. >~~~~
>Q: What's another name for pickled bread? >A: Dill-dough >~~~~~
>Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? >A: He heard the snow blower coming. >~~~~
>Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? >A: She's withholding evidence. >~~~~~
>Q: What's the difference between light and hard? >A: You can sleep with a light on. >~~~
` >Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed? >A: Because they don't have balls to scratch. >~
>Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? >A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. >~~~
>Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions? >A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
>Q: What's the height of conceit? >A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. >~~~
>Q: What's the definition of macho? >A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy. >~~
>Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? >A: Their balls are just for decoration. >~
>Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? >A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog. >~~
>Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo? >A: You fill it with gas. >~~
>Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God? >A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer. >~~~
>Q: Why is divorce so expensive? >A: Because it's worth it.
