A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
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The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
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'You talk?' he asks.
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'Yep,' the Lab replies.
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After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
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The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
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'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
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'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
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The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
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'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
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'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
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'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.
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The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
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'You talk?' he asks.
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'Yep,' the Lab replies.
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After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
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The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
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'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
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'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
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The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
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'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
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'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
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'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.
