A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that
reads...
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and just drives on.
Soon, he sees another sign which says...
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES
Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure enough,
there is a third sign...
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway.
On the far side of the parking lot, is a somber stone building
with a sign onthe door that reads...
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION -WELCOME
He climbs the steps, rings the bell, and the door is answered by a nun
in a long black habit, who asks... "What may we do for you my son?"
"I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly
doing some business," he answers.
"Very well, my son. Please follow me," says the nun. The nun stops at
a closed door and tells the man, "Please, knock on this
door" and leaves.
The man does as he is told and this door is opened by another nun in
a long black habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs: "Please place
$50.00 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this
hallway."
He places the money in this nun's tin cup. He trots eagerly down the
hallway, and slips through the door, pulling it shut. As the door locks
behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small
sign:
"Go in Peace. You have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy."
reads...
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and just drives on.
Soon, he sees another sign which says...
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES
Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure enough,
there is a third sign...
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway.
On the far side of the parking lot, is a somber stone building
with a sign onthe door that reads...
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION -WELCOME
He climbs the steps, rings the bell, and the door is answered by a nun
in a long black habit, who asks... "What may we do for you my son?"
"I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly
doing some business," he answers.
"Very well, my son. Please follow me," says the nun. The nun stops at
a closed door and tells the man, "Please, knock on this
door" and leaves.
The man does as he is told and this door is opened by another nun in
a long black habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs: "Please place
$50.00 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this
hallway."
He places the money in this nun's tin cup. He trots eagerly down the
hallway, and slips through the door, pulling it shut. As the door locks
behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small
sign:
"Go in Peace. You have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy."
