Kraven
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The Redneck Way
Now this aint about me ok ---signed bassbug
There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the
head."
Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me."
Snap! he was dead.
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that
AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell
down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered
what was wrong with this guy.Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of
those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard,tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with
you?"The Redneck replied,"You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."
Now this aint about me ok ---signed bassbug
There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the
head."
Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me."
Snap! he was dead.
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that
AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell
down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered
what was wrong with this guy.Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of
those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard,tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with
you?"The Redneck replied,"You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."
