The "Real" Story About the Three Bears

[AprilW]

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty.
"Who's been eating my porridge?!?!" he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty.
"Who's been eating my Porridge?" he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It was Momma Bear who got up first. It was Momma Bear who woke up everyone in the house. It was Momma Bear who made the Coffee. It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away. It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Momma Bear who set the table. It was Momma Bear who put
the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish. And, now that you've decided to drag your sorry asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time . . . "I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAMN PORRIDGE YET!!"

 

[The Viperess]

 

[ELKCHSR]

That's the way households are run, momma does it all and we sit back and wonder why dinners not quite ready yet...

 

[Elkhunter]

Next time maybe Momma bear ought to get her lazy butt up a little earlier so it would be ready. Momma bear does this and that and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Spend less time complaing about all that you do and more time doing what you are supose to do.

 

[WAHunter]

Momma Bear forgets her place!!!
Maybe Poppa Bear should bite her nose!
Bears don't have to be PC!

 

[LawVegas]

This is why it should be legal to have several Momma Bears, like those polygs in Utah and Arizona. Share the work, my sisters! LOL!!