Elkhunter
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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an
outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold
in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that
one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided
today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large
stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and
floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was
you, wasn't it, son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in
school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get
into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry
tree!"
outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold
in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that
one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided
today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large
stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and
floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was
you, wasn't it, son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in
school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get
into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry
tree!"
