DRAFTSTUD
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> A circus owner runs an ad for lion tamer and two people show up.
>
> One is a good looking, old retired golfer in his late sixties and
>
> the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
>
> The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.
> This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you two had
> better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip
> and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
>
> The girl says, "I'll go first."
>
> She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into
> the lion's cage.
>
> The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge at her. About
> half way there,
>
> she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
>
> The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
> starts licking
>
> her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for
> several minutes
>
> and then rests his head at her feet.
>
> The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.
>
> He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life.." He then
> turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
>
> The tough old golfer replies,
>
> "No problem, just get that damn lion out of the way."
