The new People's Republic of California

[Redmt]

Danes launch campaign to 'buy' California from US

ktvu.com/news/danes-campaign-buy-california-from-us

 

[TakeABreakAndTouchGrass]

Do it!!

 

[noharleyyet]

Petition for Denmark to buy California for $1 trillion surpasses 200,000 signatures

A satirical online petition is catching the attention of both Californians and Danes alike.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Redmt]

I sent it to a CA senator I know and his response was that the Danes have better beer.

 

[Dave N]

Sold! But they have to build a wall.

 

[noharleyyet]

Pending a forensic audit of Gavin Suavealito's credit card debt...

 

[Caseknife]

Wait......when is this happening? We are headed down there min early April for a pig hunt, hope I don't have to get permits for my guns

 

[SwaggyD]

Following.

 

[Redmt]

Wait......when is this happening? We are headed down there min early April for a pig hunt, hope I don't have to get permits for my guns

Where are you hunting? The pigs are starting to move around some.

 

[Caseknife]

West of Red Bluff

 

[WildWill]

Our asking price is a dozen tins of those dry ass cookies.

 

[Redmt]

I get a dozen empty can tariff . The cans are great for storing stuff you don't need.

 

[HONEYBADGER]

As long as the population of California has to stay within the new Danish borders and can no longer move to other western states I say go for it.

 

[Redmt]

As long as the population of California has to stay within the new Danish borders and can no longer move to other western states I say go for it.

And vice versa. We don't need a bunch of homeless ( fill in your state) coming here for better freebies.

 

[LuketheDog]

I grew up in a "Danish" town in CA called Solvang, it was great, make the rest of CA like that! The pastries were good, the farmers were all Jacobsens, Johansens, and Andersens, and the deli next to my aunt's western store only served Carlsberg. We also had an original Spanish mission that was not quite on theme though...

 

[mtmuley]

I grew up in a "Danish" town in CA called Solvang, it was great, make the rest of CA like that! The pastries were good, the farmers were all Jacobsens, Johansens, and Andersens, and the deli next to my aunt's western store only served Carlsberg. We also had an original Spanish Mission that was not quite on theme though...

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I lived in Santa Maria for about a year. Used to go to Solvang and hang out once in awhile drinking beer. Cool place. mtmuley

 

[dmandoes]

Can we throw in NYC, half of Oregon and Washington?

 

[Redmt]

Can we throw in NYC, half of Oregon and Washington?

Drown em . We have enough freeloaders

 

[Irrelevant]

TRIGGERED!

Better add Illinois!

I love this new "Winning" math! It's like real math but the numbers don't actually matter, you just cheer for things that make you feel good or have "the best" memes.

 

[hank4elk]

Trips to Solvang for a job involved Danish & coffee followed by diner at The Hitching Post on the way home.
I milked that job.