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> A woman from Alabama, who knew absolutely nothing about sex, fell in
> love with a man and agreed to marry him. As their wedding day
> approached, she became very nervous about her impending deflowering.
> Putting her anxiety aside, she decided that she would just marry her
man
> and let him do whatever it was that he wanted to do.
>
> The honeymoon went well and was great fun, but as soon as she got
home,
> she went to see her doctor to question him on some of the new things
> she'd seen.
>
> "What can I help you with?" he asked.
>
> She said, "Well first, what is that thing between my husband's legs
> called?"
>
> "Ma'am," he answered, "that there is called a penis."
>
> "I see," she said. "Now what is the big thing on the end of the penis
> called?"
>
> The old doctor smiled and said, "Why that there is called the head of
> the penis."
>
> "I do declare!" exclaimed the young woman. "One last question doctor,
> what are those two big round things about 12"-14" behind the head of
the
> penis?"
>
> He paused and said "I'm not sure about your husband, ma'am, but on
me,
> they're called the cheeks of my ass."
>
> love with a man and agreed to marry him. As their wedding day
> approached, she became very nervous about her impending deflowering.
> Putting her anxiety aside, she decided that she would just marry her
man
> and let him do whatever it was that he wanted to do.
>
> The honeymoon went well and was great fun, but as soon as she got
home,
> she went to see her doctor to question him on some of the new things
> she'd seen.
>
> "What can I help you with?" he asked.
>
> She said, "Well first, what is that thing between my husband's legs
> called?"
>
> "Ma'am," he answered, "that there is called a penis."
>
> "I see," she said. "Now what is the big thing on the end of the penis
> called?"
>
> The old doctor smiled and said, "Why that there is called the head of
> the penis."
>
> "I do declare!" exclaimed the young woman. "One last question doctor,
> what are those two big round things about 12"-14" behind the head of
the
> penis?"
>
> He paused and said "I'm not sure about your husband, ma'am, but on
me,
> they're called the cheeks of my ass."
>
