Tariff history

You are all my enemy now. You will never experience the pure bliss of ketchup chips. The giant water faucet the Cheeto man seems to think exists in BC to help California stop being a fiery hellscape suffering from drought will now be shut off. We are now peeing in all oil being shipped south. All Canadian celebrities, from Ryan Reynolds to Jim Carrey to Neil Young, are deep cover spies and have now been activated. Canadian geese battalions are now fully operational and will tear down your country from the inside. Look forward to the day you are annexed as the 11th province. End transmission.
 
You are all my enemy now. You will never experience the pure bliss of ketchup chips. The giant water faucet the Cheeto man seems to think exists in BC to help California stop being a fiery hellscape suffering from drought will now be shut off. We are now peeing in all oil being shipped south. All Canadian celebrities, from Ryan Reynolds to Jim Carrey to Neil Young, are deep cover spies and have now been activated. Canadian geese battalions are now fully operational and will tear down your country from the inside. Look forward to the day you are annexed as the 11th province. End transmission.
Please take Jim Carey back. I’m willing to throw in a bottle of our best Canadian mist
 
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