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Date: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 9:47 AM
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I knowwhere my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotchwhen I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire roomfor the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and changethe channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'.Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of courseitis. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do peopledo this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser,Ipaid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really giveme achoice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,thenthere has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, thenthere must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longestdamn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? </ DIV>
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus comeyet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Date: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 9:47 AM
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I knowwhere my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotchwhen I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire roomfor the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and changethe channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'.Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of courseitis. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do peopledo this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser,Ipaid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really giveme achoice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,thenthere has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, thenthere must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longestdamn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? </ DIV>
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus comeyet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
