antlerradar
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We have all seen the "stupid criminal" stories on the news. Post up your stupid poacher stories. I have had to deal with far to many poachers but this guy takes the cake.
It was about 15 years ago and one of my best friends and his wife from was out to see if his wife could fill her tag on a nice buck. I had one located on some state and BLM ground. A old buck about 24 inches wide with short forks but massive antlers. We drove up a side creek and walked about a mile south to the top of big hill in the dark. From the hill we could see most of the country were I figured the buck would be. We had been glassing for a half hour when my friends wife said "I have a nice buck". Sure enough there he was chasing doe 3/4 of a mile to the west and only 200 yards from the county road. I told my friend "we might as well set here and watch him till he beds down and then we can go after him.
After fifteen minutes of watching we could see a pickup coming down the road. The buck was up on the top of a steep little hill and we were hoping the hunters in the pickup would not see him. It was state land and they would have every right to take him. The pickup was going at a good speed but when they saw the deer they slammer on the breaks and came to a skidding stop in the middle of the road. The driver jumped out, took a rest over the box of the pickup and took two shots dropping the buck on top of the hill. I looked at my friend and said, " If we hurry we can turn this guy in for shooting from the road.
We ran off the hill as fast as we could and jumped in my pickup and headed west towards the county road. When we were approaching the county road we could see the poacher truck a few hundred yards ahead of us. I figured that when he saw us he would make a run for it so I punched it in hope we could get a plate number. He saw me coming and pulled over to the side of the road. I couldn't believe our luck. I pulled up along side of him and my friend told him "you better stay here because you are in a bunch of trouble. He replies "I didn't do anything wrong, I have my tag right here". He them pulls his tag from his hip pocket and shows it to us. I am thinking, "violation number two". We tell him we were going to call the warden and he would decide if he was in the right and it would be best for him to wait for the warden to get there.
My friend drives back to the house to call the warden and his wife and I wait behind the poacher's (Andy) truck. Andy and his 8 to 10 year old son are setting in the truck. After a few minutes I see Andy has a set of regulations and is reading them intently. He is trying to figure out what law he is in violation of. After reading the regs Andy gets out of the truck with his tag in hand. He cuts his tag on the back of the truck and tells me he is going to tag the buck. I informed him it was to late.
I didn't want him to tag the buck because it would be his word against mine when the warden showed up. Andy had a problem, he didn't have anything to tie the tag on with so he asks me if I have something to tie it on with. I always have a some electrical tape with me during hunting season but I wasn't giving any to Andy. Andy is a bit confused about how to attach his tag so he sticks it in the deer's ear and asks me if it looks good. I say, "yup" knowing full well it wasn't a legal tag. About that time my friend gets back and tell us the warden would be at least another hour. Andy complains it will be too long and his ungutted deer would spoil. I an not waiting he tells us. I told him if he left the fines would be higher if there was any violations. He believed me and agreed to stay. I was thinking when the warden arrived it wasn't going to be Andy's deer anymore.
The game warden arrived and we went back to the were Andy shot the buck. The warden took us aside and we told him our story. He then asked Andy what happened. By now Andy has figured out were he is in violation. This was Andy's story. I was driving down the road when I saw the buck on top of the hill. I stopped and ran over to that bush (pointing at a sagebrush a good 20 feet off the road. When I got to the deer on top of the hill I cut my tag but forgot my string to tie it on with so I stuck it in the deer's ear. That was his story and he was sticking to it. He kid was standing there agreeing with every word.
The warden then asks Andy "if you shot from the bush over there how did your shell casings end up in the middle of the road next of the tire skid marks. Andy replies "Oh! Sometimes when you pull the bolt back fast they go a long way". The warden then asks Andy "If you cut your tag up on the hill how did the wedges end up in the back of your pickup. Andy replies "Oh! They must have got stuck to my hand" The warden then tells Andy "This is what I am going to do, I am going to give you a warning for hunting on state land with out a permit, I am going to cite you for shooting off the road and failure to tag you deer. Andy was ok with this. The warden then grab the buck and started to pull it out of Andy's truck. Andy yelled "what are you doing". The warden replied confiscating the deer. Andy was not ok with that. He yelled and threatened to go to court but in the end he paid the fines.
Antlerradar
It was about 15 years ago and one of my best friends and his wife from was out to see if his wife could fill her tag on a nice buck. I had one located on some state and BLM ground. A old buck about 24 inches wide with short forks but massive antlers. We drove up a side creek and walked about a mile south to the top of big hill in the dark. From the hill we could see most of the country were I figured the buck would be. We had been glassing for a half hour when my friends wife said "I have a nice buck". Sure enough there he was chasing doe 3/4 of a mile to the west and only 200 yards from the county road. I told my friend "we might as well set here and watch him till he beds down and then we can go after him.
After fifteen minutes of watching we could see a pickup coming down the road. The buck was up on the top of a steep little hill and we were hoping the hunters in the pickup would not see him. It was state land and they would have every right to take him. The pickup was going at a good speed but when they saw the deer they slammer on the breaks and came to a skidding stop in the middle of the road. The driver jumped out, took a rest over the box of the pickup and took two shots dropping the buck on top of the hill. I looked at my friend and said, " If we hurry we can turn this guy in for shooting from the road.
We ran off the hill as fast as we could and jumped in my pickup and headed west towards the county road. When we were approaching the county road we could see the poacher truck a few hundred yards ahead of us. I figured that when he saw us he would make a run for it so I punched it in hope we could get a plate number. He saw me coming and pulled over to the side of the road. I couldn't believe our luck. I pulled up along side of him and my friend told him "you better stay here because you are in a bunch of trouble. He replies "I didn't do anything wrong, I have my tag right here". He them pulls his tag from his hip pocket and shows it to us. I am thinking, "violation number two". We tell him we were going to call the warden and he would decide if he was in the right and it would be best for him to wait for the warden to get there.
My friend drives back to the house to call the warden and his wife and I wait behind the poacher's (Andy) truck. Andy and his 8 to 10 year old son are setting in the truck. After a few minutes I see Andy has a set of regulations and is reading them intently. He is trying to figure out what law he is in violation of. After reading the regs Andy gets out of the truck with his tag in hand. He cuts his tag on the back of the truck and tells me he is going to tag the buck. I informed him it was to late.
I didn't want him to tag the buck because it would be his word against mine when the warden showed up. Andy had a problem, he didn't have anything to tie the tag on with so he asks me if I have something to tie it on with. I always have a some electrical tape with me during hunting season but I wasn't giving any to Andy. Andy is a bit confused about how to attach his tag so he sticks it in the deer's ear and asks me if it looks good. I say, "yup" knowing full well it wasn't a legal tag. About that time my friend gets back and tell us the warden would be at least another hour. Andy complains it will be too long and his ungutted deer would spoil. I an not waiting he tells us. I told him if he left the fines would be higher if there was any violations. He believed me and agreed to stay. I was thinking when the warden arrived it wasn't going to be Andy's deer anymore.
The game warden arrived and we went back to the were Andy shot the buck. The warden took us aside and we told him our story. He then asked Andy what happened. By now Andy has figured out were he is in violation. This was Andy's story. I was driving down the road when I saw the buck on top of the hill. I stopped and ran over to that bush (pointing at a sagebrush a good 20 feet off the road. When I got to the deer on top of the hill I cut my tag but forgot my string to tie it on with so I stuck it in the deer's ear. That was his story and he was sticking to it. He kid was standing there agreeing with every word.
The warden then asks Andy "if you shot from the bush over there how did your shell casings end up in the middle of the road next of the tire skid marks. Andy replies "Oh! Sometimes when you pull the bolt back fast they go a long way". The warden then asks Andy "If you cut your tag up on the hill how did the wedges end up in the back of your pickup. Andy replies "Oh! They must have got stuck to my hand" The warden then tells Andy "This is what I am going to do, I am going to give you a warning for hunting on state land with out a permit, I am going to cite you for shooting off the road and failure to tag you deer. Andy was ok with this. The warden then grab the buck and started to pull it out of Andy's truck. Andy yelled "what are you doing". The warden replied confiscating the deer. Andy was not ok with that. He yelled and threatened to go to court but in the end he paid the fines.
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