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Stuff you don't like for no good reason

Hard to appreciate folks getting bent about antelope vs pronghorn. Both are ubiquitous to the point griping about it is nonsensical. I have been known to call them 'lope" on occasion...Oh my.

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Haha!
I’m not bent just something I don’t like for no good reason. Recently ran into a pretentious prick in Ennis that had to tell me that they are pronghorns not antelope. Must have been from Colorado.
Same kinda d-bag that likes to remind everyone that we’re now supposed to call Blue Grouse, Dusky Grouse. Oh, let’s not forget Buffalo are actually Bison.
 
Haha!
I’m not bent just something I don’t like for no good reason. Recently ran into a pretentious prick in Ennis that had to tell me that they are pronghorns not antelope. Must have been from Colorado.
Same kinda d-bag that likes to remind everyone that we’re now supposed to call Blue Grouse, Dusky Grouse. Oh, let’s not forget Buffalo are actually Bison.
Ennis. In a short story. 😅🤣😂
 
Long, superfluously worded hunting accounts on HT, that could be clearly, succinctly, and interestingly described with a tenth of the verbiage and a few nice photos.
I don't need to know what jam you ate with your PBJ sandwich, nor the time it took to cook that overly described breakfast. :)
But SA, that butt hole Sammich with PB, homemade blackberry jam, and bacon was SOOOOO good!
 
Long, superfluously worded hunting accounts on HT, that could be clearly, succinctly, and interestingly described with a tenth of the verbiage and a few nice photos.
I don't need to know what jam you ate with your PBJ sandwich, nor the time it took to cook that overly described breakfast. :)
In other words, you are not too fond of your own paragraph. :) :)

I, on the other hand, would like to see a recipe for some of those breakfasts.
 
A person that says “I’m not gonna lie”, at least once in every conversation.

Stand by while I go outside and yell at the clouds.🤬😁
 
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