While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10
mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on
top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked
me, "What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what
does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my
whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in
there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6
foot asshole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park
him on top of a bridge..."
The ticket -- $95 dollars.
The look on his face, PRICELESS
mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on
top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked
me, "What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what
does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my
whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in
there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6
foot asshole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park
him on top of a bridge..."
The ticket -- $95 dollars.
The look on his face, PRICELESS
You would think that a therapist would be able to reason her way out of a ticket. Oops, dont tell her I mentioned that.
