I don't know how to speak Spanish but know a few essential words; bueno (good), aqua (water), grande (large), queso (cheese), mucho (much). You know, just the essentials. Earlier this week, I was sitting on the couch with my wife and thought I would say something nice to her in Spanish. Why? I don't know, I guess I'm just a nice guy. I knew to pull this off I couldn't hesitate and had to just commit to the sentence. My plan: "You are very good". What I said was "Tu es mucho grande". So the Spanish lesson here is that the couch is more comfortable to sit on than to sleep on.
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Sounds like you and Rinella would have a rough time in Mexico... maybe not Randy bad... but...
CiK
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Serves you right for trying to appropriate Spanish for yourself. Nice try though.....swing and a miss.
fishing4sanity
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The only Spanish you need is for Mexican restaurants. When the waitress approaches say, "dame un beso." Then she'll know you're ready to order.
Art Vandeley
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Yo muy borracho
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Lawnboy
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El es screwed 
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El dog house!
sbhooper
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Se chingo' con relacion a la mujer.
LuketheDog
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I'm not sure your original plan was much of a "sweep her off her feet" statement either
glass eye
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Heard a few and said a few mistakes over the past 3 decades.
My brother attempting to say " Mi carro es bueno" but came out "Mi cago es bueno.
I meant to say " Donde esta el enchufe" but came out " Donde esta el enfuche"
And from a pulpit I meant to say " Pena de muerte" but came out "Pene de muerte"
My brother attempting to say " Mi carro es bueno" but came out "Mi cago es bueno.
I meant to say " Donde esta el enchufe" but came out " Donde esta el enfuche"
And from a pulpit I meant to say " Pena de muerte" but came out "Pene de muerte"
kylemcintyre67
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Casa de perro
noharleyyet
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bobbydean
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Had a bowl of calabacitas for lunch. Had to look up how to spell it. (Squash, corn, and green chile), it is my favorite vegetable dish.
Word of the day...
noharleyyet
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He said his hermano would still have a good job if he hadn't acquitted.
My biggest Spanish fail... I’m actually at the restaurant this happened at right now
I came after work in a Friday a few months ago. Got two tacos and a Michelada.
felt kind of drunk for only drinking one, but whatever. Asked for my check as I was about done. My michelada was $24... that’s a mistake. I told the waitress and she opened the menu and pointed to what I was given.... the big one, with 4 shots of tequila in it.
I stayed a while longer and ate some chips and drank some water and let some time pass before driving home....
I came after work in a Friday a few months ago. Got two tacos and a Michelada.
felt kind of drunk for only drinking one, but whatever. Asked for my check as I was about done. My michelada was $24... that’s a mistake. I told the waitress and she opened the menu and pointed to what I was given.... the big one, with 4 shots of tequila in it.
I stayed a while longer and ate some chips and drank some water and let some time pass before driving home....
noharleyyet
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...hope it was top shelf tequila.
Bottom shelf hot sauce, chili powder and tahin made it impossible to detect.
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