noharleyyet
Well-known member
Cajun Attitude
One day, a very gentle Cajun lady was driving across a high
bridge in New Orleans. As she neared the top of the bridge, she
noticed a young man fixin’ to jump ("fixin to"in Cajun means getting ready to).
She stopped her car, rolled down the
window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and
father." He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."
He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, then you just sing Dixie."
He replied, ''What's Dixie?''
She replied, ‘’Well, bless your heart!-You just go ahead and jump..you little Yankee Democrat Bastard..
You’re holding up traffic”
One day, a very gentle Cajun lady was driving across a high
bridge in New Orleans. As she neared the top of the bridge, she
noticed a young man fixin’ to jump ("fixin to"in Cajun means getting ready to).
She stopped her car, rolled down the
window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and
father." He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."
He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, then you just sing Dixie."
He replied, ''What's Dixie?''
She replied, ‘’Well, bless your heart!-You just go ahead and jump..you little Yankee Democrat Bastard..
You’re holding up traffic”
