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SOMETHING TO OFFEND NEARLY EVERYONE
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> Q. What's the Cuban national anthem?
> A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
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> Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> A. A different bar
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> Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
> A. Sum Ting Wong
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> Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorterthan the
> other? A. A speech impediment
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> Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flyingat half-mast?
> A. They're hiring.
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> Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
> A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
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> Q. What do you call a New Zealand farmer with a sheep undereach arm?
> A. A pimp.
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> Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use thecar only
> on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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> Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northernzoo?
> A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on thefront of the
> cage.... along with a recipe.
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> Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the"F" word?
> A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"
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> Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and asouthern
> fairy tale? A. A northern fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..."A
> southern fairy tale begins,
> "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit. "
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> Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
> A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are alreadyin
> the United States. >>
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>
> Q. What's the Cuban national anthem?
> A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
>
> Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> A. A different bar
>
> Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
> A. Sum Ting Wong
>
> Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorterthan the
> other? A. A speech impediment
>
> Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flyingat half-mast?
> A. They're hiring.
>
> Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
> A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
>
> Q. What do you call a New Zealand farmer with a sheep undereach arm?
> A. A pimp.
>
> Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use thecar only
> on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northernzoo?
> A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on thefront of the
> cage.... along with a recipe.
>
> Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the"F" word?
> A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"
>
> Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and asouthern
> fairy tale? A. A northern fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..."A
> southern fairy tale begins,
> "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit. "
>
> Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
> A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are alreadyin
> the United States. >>
