Amberjack
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1.What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
2.Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
3.Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
4.What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than
the other? A speech impediment.
5.What does it mean when the flag is flying at half-mast at the Post
Office? They're hiring.
6.Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're
not going to work in the future either.
7.What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
8.Why do drivers' ed classes in redneck schools only use the car on
Monday/Wednesday/Friday? Because on Tuesday/Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
9.What's the difference between a northern zoo and a southern zoo?
The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the cage, along with a recipe.
10.How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
11.What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a
southern fairy tale? A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this #####..."
12.Years ago when 100 white men chased 1 black man, we called it the
Ku Klux Klan. Today they call it the PGA tour.
13.Why is there no Disneyland in China? Nobody's tall enough to go
on the good rides.
2.Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
3.Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
4.What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than
the other? A speech impediment.
5.What does it mean when the flag is flying at half-mast at the Post
Office? They're hiring.
6.Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're
not going to work in the future either.
7.What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
8.Why do drivers' ed classes in redneck schools only use the car on
Monday/Wednesday/Friday? Because on Tuesday/Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
9.What's the difference between a northern zoo and a southern zoo?
The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the cage, along with a recipe.
10.How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
11.What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a
southern fairy tale? A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this #####..."
12.Years ago when 100 white men chased 1 black man, we called it the
Ku Klux Klan. Today they call it the PGA tour.
13.Why is there no Disneyland in China? Nobody's tall enough to go
on the good rides.
