AZHUNTERR
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SITUATIONS HALLMARK DOESN'T COVER
>1. I always wanted To have someone to hold,
>Someone to love. After meeting you ...
>(Inside card) I changed my mind.
>
>2. I must admit, You brought Religion into my life...
>(Inside card) I never believed in Hell Until I met you.
>
>3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
>(Inside card) That you're not here
>To ruin it for me.
>
>4. Congratulations on your promotion.
>Before you go...
>(Inside card) Will you take the knife from my back?
>You'll probably need it again.
>
>5. Someday I hope to marry...
>(Inside card) Someone other than you.
>
>6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ...
>(Inside card) Almost lifelike!
>
>7. When we were together,
>You said you'd die for me...
>(Inside card) Now we've broken up, I think it's time
>To keep your promise.
>
>8. We've been friends for a very long time...
>(Inside card) What do you say we stop?
>
>9. I'm so miserable without you...
>(Inside card) It's almost like you're still here.
>
>11. You are such a good friend
>If we were on a sinking ship
>And there was only one life jacket...
>(Inside card) I'd miss you terribly
>And think of you often.
>
>12. Your friends and I wanted to do something
>really special
>For your birthday...
>(Inside card) So we're having you put to sleep.
>
>13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
>(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and
>West Virginia).
>
>14. Looking back over the years
>We've been together, I can't help but wonder...
>(Inside card) What was I thinking?
>
>15. Congratulations on your wedding day!..
>(Inside card) Too bad no one likes your husband.
>
>16. How could two people as beautiful as you...
>(Inside card) Have such an ugly baby?
>1. I always wanted To have someone to hold,
>Someone to love. After meeting you ...
>(Inside card) I changed my mind.
>
>2. I must admit, You brought Religion into my life...
>(Inside card) I never believed in Hell Until I met you.
>
>3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
>(Inside card) That you're not here
>To ruin it for me.
>
>4. Congratulations on your promotion.
>Before you go...
>(Inside card) Will you take the knife from my back?
>You'll probably need it again.
>
>5. Someday I hope to marry...
>(Inside card) Someone other than you.
>
>6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ...
>(Inside card) Almost lifelike!
>
>7. When we were together,
>You said you'd die for me...
>(Inside card) Now we've broken up, I think it's time
>To keep your promise.
>
>8. We've been friends for a very long time...
>(Inside card) What do you say we stop?
>
>9. I'm so miserable without you...
>(Inside card) It's almost like you're still here.
>
>11. You are such a good friend
>If we were on a sinking ship
>And there was only one life jacket...
>(Inside card) I'd miss you terribly
>And think of you often.
>
>12. Your friends and I wanted to do something
>really special
>For your birthday...
>(Inside card) So we're having you put to sleep.
>
>13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
>(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and
>West Virginia).
>
>14. Looking back over the years
>We've been together, I can't help but wonder...
>(Inside card) What was I thinking?
>
>15. Congratulations on your wedding day!..
>(Inside card) Too bad no one likes your husband.
>
>16. How could two people as beautiful as you...
>(Inside card) Have such an ugly baby?
