Sammich Freak in trouble?

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Aye @SnowyMountaineer

Aye yo,
2 squirrels
1 pot
.22
1 shot
Black crows, white thots
SRAM gears, rockshox
Candy red jeep, matching skis
Rado ass, tillamook cheese
R-dubs ole gal on her knees
Pole planting this IL D.
3 months on my pass last season
Don’t owe no one no damn reason
Looking in the mirror I’m pleasing
Solo up on 14 steezing
 
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Aye @SnowyMountaineer

Aye yo,
2 squirrels
1 pot
.22
1 shot
Black crows, white thots
SRAM gears, rockshox
Candy red jeep, matching skis
Rado ass, tillamook cheese
R-dubs ole gal on her knees
Pole planting this IL D.
3 months on my pass last season
Don’t owe no one no damn reason
Looking in the mirror I’m pleasing
Solo up on 14 steezing
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to speak
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And turtleneckers act like they forgot about @squirrelfreak
 
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Aye @SnowyMountaineer

Aye yo,
2 squirrels
1 pot
.22
1 shot
Black crows, white thots
SRAM gears, rockshox
Candy red jeep, matching skis
Rado ass, tillamook cheese
R-dubs ole gal on her knees
Pole planting this IL D.
3 months on my pass last season
Don’t owe no one no damn reason
Looking in the mirror I’m pleasing
Solo up on 14 steezing
I had to do a double take. I thought that was @Dave N going all 8 Mile on HT for a sec. 🤣🤣
 
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Sorry, dear
The only rap I do begins with Saran
Take the meat from the plate
Slap it into the pan
Step back from the stove
We be cookin, man

settle in, pop the bottle
throw it back
we don't got no reason to squabble

dave n here in tha house,

won't let the party fizzle

tha meat sizzles in the grizzle
Til the room gets hazy
Time for the gravy
Flour in the grease
Flavors be gettin crazy
 
If somebody drops a sh*t sammich on your front porch, wasn't me!
I'd be looking for this guy....


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I'd be looking for this guy....


My Boi Ontario!!!
 
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