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Did you hear about the redneck from Arkansas who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow? But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Q: What do they call rerun's of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
A: Documentaries
Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver,"Got any I.D.?" The driver says, "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep, Pert'near took out the whole damn trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books--poof! -- up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them yet.
A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Q: What do they call rerun's of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
A: Documentaries
Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver,"Got any I.D.?" The driver says, "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep, Pert'near took out the whole damn trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books--poof! -- up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them yet.
A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
