Redneck things

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Did you hear about the redneck from Arkansas who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow? But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."

How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Q: What do they call rerun's of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
A: Documentaries

Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver,"Got any I.D.?" The driver says, "Bout wut?"

Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep, Pert'near took out the whole damn trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books--poof! -- up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them yet.

A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
 
More redneck things

Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate
in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
Nice tooth!

Best bar pick-up line in Kentucky:
"Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat broad."

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me? "There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

What do they call "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
"Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

Why did God invent armadillos?
So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.
 
LOL, good ones,yeah i heard about that chit in missouri, i heard from family memebr, its sad down there i never go :eek:
 
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