Redneck hunter joke.

Tom

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Best redneck joke of the New year, so far

Two MT rednecks are out hunting in TX, and as they're walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?" The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says " There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind em. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.
< BR>While they are standing there look ing at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

And the old farmer said " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission! "
 
Two Texans came to Montana on a deer hunt. The guide worked one side of a river bottom and the two Texans on the other. It got dark on the hunters and the Montana guide thought he'd be cute, hollered across the river at the Texans, "Hey I'll turn my flashlight on and you fellas walk across on the beam". The Texans in turn replied " We're not that stupid, we'll get half way across and you'll turn the light off".

My favorite saying " Here I sit checks a flexan giving birth to another Texan."

Sorry Noharley. Tom started it.
 
is it common practice in Texas to chain livestock to transmissions? is it common to just leave transmissions laying around?
 
Posted one once. The silence was deafening. Tells me all I need to know... I tell lousy jokes. DD

That reminds me of when I went to jail once. Someone shouted at the food line 53 !!! Everyone busted up laughing. Later, saomone went to the restroom and said 12 ! Everyone laughed. I didn't get what was gonig on so I asked someone. He said since everyone says the same jokes over and over they just numbered them not to take the time to say the whole joke. So, I shouted out 19, No one laughed.. I guess I jsut can't tell a good joke :cool: .
 
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