Redneck Hooker
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NEVER KNOW WHO YOU WILL MEET IN THE DARK!!!
A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a
woman in the shadows.
'Twenty dollars' she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides
what the hell, it's only twenty bucks So they hide in the
bushes.
They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a
light flashes on them.
It is a police officer.
What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.
I'm making love to my wife!' Bubba answers sounding
annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
"Well, neither did I, 'til ya shined that light in her face.
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NEVER KNOW WHO YOU WILL MEET IN THE DARK!!!
A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a
woman in the shadows.
'Twenty dollars' she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides
what the hell, it's only twenty bucks So they hide in the
bushes.
They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a
light flashes on them.
It is a police officer.
What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.
I'm making love to my wife!' Bubba answers sounding
annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
"Well, neither did I, 'til ya shined that light in her face.
