Elkhunter
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Two guys in a car drive right through a red light.
"Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger.
"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver.
They continue driving through town and then proceed to drive through
another stop light.
"You just ran another stop light! You're going to get us killed!"
screamed the nervous passenger.
"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," repeated the driver.
Moments later, they approached a green light and they came to a halting
stop.
"Why are you stopping?" asked the anxious passenger.
The driver turned and said, "Because my brother might be coming!"
"Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger.
"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver.
They continue driving through town and then proceed to drive through
another stop light.
"You just ran another stop light! You're going to get us killed!"
screamed the nervous passenger.
"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," repeated the driver.
Moments later, they approached a green light and they came to a halting
stop.
"Why are you stopping?" asked the anxious passenger.
The driver turned and said, "Because my brother might be coming!"