Quotes from colonoscopy patients...

[MarvB]

A physician claimed that the following are actual
comments made by his patients (predominately male)
while he was performing their colonoscopies:
> > >>
> >
> > >> 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where
> > >> no man has ever gone before!"
> >
> > >> 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
> >
> > >> 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
> >
> > >> 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
> >
> > >> 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
> >
> > >> 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
> >
> > >> 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
> >
> > >> 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
> >
> > >> 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
> >
> > >> 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
> >
> > >> 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
> >
> > >> 12. "God, now I know why I'm not gay."
> >
> > >> And the best one of them all...........
> >
> > >> 13. "Could you write a note to my wife telling her
> > >> that my head is not up there."

 

[tufferthandug]

I guess they could say:

"Hooked on colonics, worked for me!"

 

[Quiet_One]

lmao, man those funny , good one tuffer,'how do u feel now'hehe

 

[Bandit]

Now those are some wild phrases.

 

[snake river rufus]

I really liked #13