Quote Of The Day

[noharleyyet]

“Without malefactors the world of the righteous is robbed of all meaning.”

-Cormac McCarthy's John Sheddan, "The Passenger"

 

[Straight Arrow]

"I'll be your huckleberry." Doc Holliday, AKA Val Kilmer

 

[BackofBeyond]

“If you’re looking for sympathy it’s between shit and syphallis in the dictionary.” -Grandma Fern

 

[BigHornRam]

“If you’re looking for sympathy it’s between shit and syphallis in the dictionary.” -Grandma Fern

Similar to Grandma Fern's words of wisdom.....

"You can find compromise in the dictionary between chicken shit and c**t." @JoseQuervo

 

[44hunter45]

I can drive on a six pack, but can't ski on a beer. - some old school Kirkwood local I met on the chairlift this year.

Kirkwood - good memories. Skied on many a beer there back in the day.

 

[Scott85]

Christ almighty, it's like I'm sittin' here playing cards with my brother's kids or somethin', you nerve-racking sons of bitches.

 

[thomas89]

“Better to be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt.”

 

[Bill V]

Guide talk when the fishing is bad. "you shoulda been here tomorrow".

 

[shrapnel]

Christ almighty, it's like I'm sittin' here playing cards with my brother's kids or somethin', you nerve-racking sons of bitches.

“No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a dub like you”

 

[MNElkNut]

Didn't put enough dirt down. Saw it right off. -Bear Claw

 

[Laelkhunter]

"Always do what's right",
"Always do your best",
and "Always treat people the way you want to be treated"
- The great Lou Holtz

 

[Phaseolus]

“There are other Annapurna’s in the lives of Men”

Maurice Herzog

 

[slatebuilder]

“The harder I worked the luckier I got”

 

[Redmt]

"Da gubmint keeps sending me free money!"
(unemployed democrats)

 

[rjthehunter]

"I left home this morning with a pocket full of lollipops, and a pocket full of ass whoopins... and I'm all out of lollipops."

 

[wistowy]

A good Viskey drunk cures everything...Grampa K
Son, you don't need to drink to be stupid...my dad

 

[BearFoot]

Live as you wish, and pay whatever price is required

 

[shrapnel]

You can get farther on the top half of a tank of gas than you can the bottom half…
My father.

And also “pull this”

 

[noharleyyet]

My Dad: See that little bar son?
Me: Yea
Dad: Bought my first Cadillac there.
Me: You're kidding.
Dad: Not at all, the owner still drives it.

...true story, Big Skip was a one of

 

[Hircine]

A prominent general in the Air Force once told me that
"We are in the business of putting warheads on foreheads." Which turns out to be an accurate statement.