PRELIM #2: Best Stories - Talkies 2022

Writer/story of the Year 2022

  • @Stocker Nebraska “slam” attempt

    Votes: 28 32.9%
  • @JohnCushman DAV moose hunt…WOOHOO!!!!

    Votes: 41 48.2%
  • @Hopzone Freak Esther

    Votes: 32 37.6%
  • @wllm The impervious and quaking swamps

    Votes: 17 20.0%
  • @SCliving Outdoors BC mountain goat - semi live hunt

    Votes: 5 5.9%
  • @BirdManMike Hope dies last

    Votes: 20 23.5%

  • Total voters
    85
  • Poll closed .
Can I forfeit and give all my votes (that were surely mis clicks by people in the booze) to @theat?

Thanks for the nod, @Hunting Wife.
I was sober when I voted for you!!

No seriously I read several pages of your thread the other day and even sent the link to my wife. It's as compelling as anything I've read in a long time. Roach is so awesome, tell him I said that next time he eviscerates a homer.
 
Try using big and fancy words where they don’t necessarily belong.

For instance.
“On this prestigious good morrow, I awoke to the inclination and proceeded to produce a magnanimous movement of bowels amongst the flora and the fauna, ‘‘twas serendipitous.”

Most of us just say, “ I had to take a big dump in the bushes after I drank my morning coffee.”
 
@BirdManMike don't sell yourself short! I voted for your story. If I see there are new posts on Roach's story, I borderline set a state record in how little time it takes me to click on the thread!
 
Gastro Gnome - Eat Better Wherever

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