Partial List of Things I Don't Get

[Wildabeest]

People who order potato skins appetizer but won’t eat the skin on their loaded baked potato.

 

[Gerald Martin]

1. Oxymorons

 

[mtmuley]

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[mtmuley]

1. Oxymorons

What about regular morons? mtmuley

 

[MO Betta]

Degens from Upcountry.

 

[Brian in Montana]

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[Gerald Martin]

What about regular morons? mtmuley

Oh I totally get more’ons than I need. Not even partial confusion there.

2. Pink as a safety color in hunting season as a way of recruiting more women hunters.
“Come on honey, it’s 4 a.m. Time to get up and go elk hunting.”

“Groan....I don’t think I want to go hike miles and miles in cold weather and see nothing.”

“ You get to wear your new pink jacket, I bought you for hunting!”

I mean seriously, didn’t anyone think through potential conversations and the possible consequences???

 

[Elkdog]

Worst part of the Christmas season for me.

Agreed. However my Son and I like to walk into the room about halfway through the show and comment that he/she saves the ranch/farm/store/inn/Tree farm/town/company and then he/she realizes they are in love with him/her and they get married. My wife and daughter then get upset with us for ruining the show. WTH! That is the plot of every single one of these movies ever made. We hastily exit the room snickering. It’s pretty entertaining. Lol

 

[golfer]

Long range hunting or so they call it...I thought the name of the game was to get as close as you could?

 

[rtraverdavis]

Support animals.......... WTF is that.

Bro, you know I can’t fly without my support ostrich.

 

[dcopas78]

This happened several years ago but it has stuck with me. The irony in Ohio EPA sending out PAPER fliers to every operator in the state to announce that they were offering more forms online to save PAPER. Operators required to have email accounts registered through the state's online reporting website, I might add. I got several of the same flier at the same address because I manage multiple facilities. Must have been too hard to email it....

 

[thusby]

1. Bottled water
2. Kayak fishing
3. 6 cylinder trucks

 

[The Yetti]

3. 6 cylinder trucks

The Cummins in Dodges only have 6 cylinders...

 

[EYJONAS!]

Bro, you know I can’t fly without my support ostrich.

I'm more of a my little pony guy

 

[noharleyyet]

Folks that call sashimi sushi...

 

[MNElkNut]

This one hits a little close to home as I am about 150 miles from Minneapolis:

I don't get looting, burning buildings, closing down interstates, and throwing rocks and bricks off interstate bridges in the name of any cause.

 

[MNElkNut]

Oh, and I don't get the fascination with that tiger dude and whatever show that is. I hope the guys watching that are not the same guys criticizing their wives shows!

 

[2rocky]

Oh just thought of one....

Detachable box magazines for 5 or less cartridges on a bolt action rifle. Seems like one more piece to lose. (totally personal preference)

 

[88man]

The new normal

 

[HSi-ESi]

Folks who think it's OK to do this.

https://hungryhorsenews.com/news/2020/may/28/forest-service-investigating-helicopter-10/