Outfitter Welfare Gumbo

[TheJason]

In celebration of the never ending commercialization of hunting, and the necessary welfare programs to support those who partake in this, I made a nice peasant dish of gumbo.

Prep work. This is akin to having your clients buy their preference points so your shit is squared away when you need it to be.




Making the roux. Kind of like entering the drawing. Not hard, just follow directions.




Add the trinity. That means three. If you’re an outfitter who struggles with Montana’s preference point system, three is more than two points for your clients.



Add some bone broth from an unwashed public land hunter’s elk



Throw in some public land chukars. And some andouille sausage, the process by which to make probably resembled the closed door meetings where SB143 was crafted.



Add some sourdough sheep herder bread. Four cups of flour, which is more than three





Sit back and let things work. Add okra and thicken. Remember, three bowls is more than two and may give you a tummy ache. Life has consequences for not understanding simple arithmetic.

 

[SaskHunter]

Making the roux. Kind of like entering the drawing. Not hard, just follow directions.

Hey man, entering the draw can be hard, ok!

If you ever feel stupid, just think of the time I messed up my Wyoming app, entered 23-1 as my first choice instead of second and blew 2 antelope points on a unit that had leftovers at the time...

 

[TheJason]

Timers are good too. Remember, 30 minutes is more than 25.

 

[JT88]

Do you know the recipe for Entitled Snowflake Trust-Funder Cobbler?... It's a Bozeman area favorite

 

[TheJason]

A bread story problem.

A loaf of bread makes 20 slices. You have 30 people waiting for a slice. If you subsidize the bread maker and pre-sell 10 slices of bread, how much shittier did the odds of getting a slice of bread get?

 

[JT88]

A bread story problem.

A loaf of bread makes 20 slices. You have 30 people waiting for a slice. If you subsidize the bread maker and pre-sell 10 slices of bread, how much shittier did the odds of getting a slice of bread get?

But what if you can have them guaranteed and sell all the guaranteed slices for $25K? Shouldn't you line your pockets and do it then?

 

[Gerald Martin]

A bread story problem.

A loaf of bread makes 20 slices. You have 30 people waiting for a slice. If you subsidize the bread maker and pre-sell 10 slices of bread, how much shittier did the odds of getting a slice of bread get?

No worse. Just as long as you slide one my way ole buddy, ole pal.

 

[TheJason]

But what if you can sell all the slices for $25K? Shouldn't you line your pockets and do it then?

Depends on if you eat your bread on private land or public.

 

[TheJason]

What you didn’t know about the bread story problem is the four (which is more than three) cups of flour were a public resource. As such, all 30 people should have had equal opportunity to draw a slice of bread.

Being the good guy I am, I willingly pocketed 300 extra beans and gave those folks first crack. There’s nothing egalitarian about this is there?

 

[JT88]

What if I'm tired of the same old peasant bread? I want something special, just for me. And I want to be sure it's ready for me, just when I need it. How about gluten free bread? And you can even have the peasants help make it happen. And buttered too, with grass-fed cage-free butter

 

[ChaosOneZero]

I need my bread to be guaranteed. I can’t be wondering about whether or not that bread will be there for me.

 

[TheJason]

I need my bread to be guaranteed. I can’t be wondering about whether or not that bread will be there for me.

If you have enough money, your bread will be guaranteed.

 

[406dn]

A bread story problem.

A loaf of bread makes 20 slices. You have 30 people waiting for a slice. If you subsidize the bread maker and pre-sell 10 slices of bread, how much shittier did the odds of getting a slice of bread get?

Let them eat cake.

 

[Gerald Martin]

If you have enough money, your bread will be guaranteed.

If you have enough money, your bread will be guaranteed.

Can you please guarantee me enough money to guarantee my bread? Actually, I will settle for guaranteed gumbo.

 

[VikingsGuy]

Add some sourdough sheep herder bread. Four cups of flour, which is more than three

Thou shall not count to three unless proceeding immediately to four. And five is right out.

 

[TheJason]

Thou shall not count to three unless proceeding immediately to four. And five is right out.

Let’s not bring religion into this. Socialism, welfare and subsidies are bad enough.

 

[PNWGator]

Four IPAs to wash it down?

In all seriousness, looks amazing!

 

[Ben Lamb]

Let’s not bring religion into this. Socialism, welfare and subsidies are bad enough.

In soviet russia, numbers count you!

 

[Tradewind]

So, did this bill pass?

 

[TheJason]

Four IPAs to wash it down?

PBR. Embracing peasanthood to its fullest.