One Liners.....

[DixieLady]

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

 

[Moosie]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

 

[Moosie]

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

 

[danr55]

Alimony is when you pay someone not to live with you..

 

[barefooter19]

Rather be an as$^&*e than a Whole a##