Obama to honor Bush

[jabber]

Bush to be honored by the Obama Administration

The Obama Administration will be honoring the 43rd President of the United States. It has asked the U. S. Board on Geographical Names to name the fault-line in the tectonic area beneath Haiti after him. (Yes, there is such a board, created in 1890 and updated in 1947.)

The area will now officially be referred to as "Bush's Fault"

 

[mtmiller]

Expect continued after-shocks.

 

[fowladdict]

Another little johnny...

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny .

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

 

[Bio Bo]

From whence he came?

A man can come from strange places sometimes...

That suit you guys? Guess it's OK to show Daffy chokin' his chicken, but not something like whiplash on here?

 

[mtmiller]

Way to turn it racial Bio. Very impressive.....

 

[Bio Bo]

Way to turn it racial Bio. Very impressive.....

The man's a trained puppet of the liberal powers that be, Miller. And the cartoon is funny. Doesn't make me a racist by any stretch, but you're entitled to an opinion. And so am I...

 

[mtmiller]

Did I call you a racist? Was it a racial cartoon?

 

[BuzzH]

I dont mind a good political cartoon...that isnt one though.

 

[JoseCuervo]

Always good to see that racism lives on in Texas....

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock


(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m.


While his coffeepot


(MADE IN CHINA)


was perking, he shaved with his


electric razor


(MADE IN HONG KONG)


He put on a


dress shirt


(MADE IN SRI LANKA),



designer jeans


(MADE IN SINGAPORE)


and tennis shoes


(MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new


electric skillet


(MADE IN INDIA)


he sat down with his calculator


(MADE IN MEXICO)


to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch


(MADE IN TAIWAN )


to the radio


(MADE IN INDIA )


he got in his car


(MADE IN GERMANY )


filled it with GAS


(from Saudi Arabia )


and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day


checking his Computer


(made in MALAYSIA ),


John decided to relax for a while.


He put on his sandals


(MADE IN BRAZIL ),


poured himself a glass of wine


(MADE IN FRANCE )


and turned on his T.V.


(MADE IN INDONESIA),


and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA


AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT


(MADE IN KENYA)