WyoDoug
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*Wyoming Jackalope Hunting Regulations (Fall Season)*
*License Requirements:*
- A valid Wyoming hunting license
- A certification of sanity (or a willingness to surrender it)
- A bottle of hot sauce (for courage)
*Season Dates:*
- September 1st to November 30th, or until all hunters have fled in terror
*Bag Limit:*
- One Jackalope per hunter, or as many as you can outrun
*Hunting Hours:*
- Dawn to dusk, or whenever the Jackalope's disco ball stops spinning
*Permitted Weapons:*
- Rifles, shotguns, or a really strong pair of running shoes
- No using glitter bombs or rainbow-colored lassos (they just make the Jackalope more fabulous)
*Jackalope Identification:*
- If it has antlers, whiskers, and a mischievous grin, it's a Jackalope!
- If it's just a rabbit in a onesie, you're a victim of a prank
*Harvesting:*
- Once you've caught your Jackalope, perform the traditional "Jackalope Dance" to honor your prey
- Then, and only then, can you claim your prize (a pat on the back and a great story)
*Penalties:*
- Failure to comply with regulations will result in a mandatory viewing of "The Jackalope Whisperer" documentary
- Repeated offenses will require a hunter to wear a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt on their next hunt
Remember, hunting Jackalope is a Wyoming tradition (in our dreams)! Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
*License Requirements:*
- A valid Wyoming hunting license
- A certification of sanity (or a willingness to surrender it)
- A bottle of hot sauce (for courage)
*Season Dates:*
- September 1st to November 30th, or until all hunters have fled in terror
*Bag Limit:*
- One Jackalope per hunter, or as many as you can outrun
*Hunting Hours:*
- Dawn to dusk, or whenever the Jackalope's disco ball stops spinning
*Permitted Weapons:*
- Rifles, shotguns, or a really strong pair of running shoes
- No using glitter bombs or rainbow-colored lassos (they just make the Jackalope more fabulous)
*Jackalope Identification:*
- If it has antlers, whiskers, and a mischievous grin, it's a Jackalope!
- If it's just a rabbit in a onesie, you're a victim of a prank
*Harvesting:*
- Once you've caught your Jackalope, perform the traditional "Jackalope Dance" to honor your prey
- Then, and only then, can you claim your prize (a pat on the back and a great story)
*Penalties:*
- Failure to comply with regulations will result in a mandatory viewing of "The Jackalope Whisperer" documentary
- Repeated offenses will require a hunter to wear a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt on their next hunt
Remember, hunting Jackalope is a Wyoming tradition (in our dreams)! Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
