Maineiac the original
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Raven before you do that. Let us know I will want to buy some stocks in air fresherner.
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White Raven
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HHHmmmm... Me thinks my threat wasn't taken seriously. Break out the Rat poison!
HEHEHEH Just kidding.. If I killed ya'll I'd have to clean up the mess, hide evidence... you know the whole works. I'll just stick to Exlax for now
But don't push me!
*Evil Cackle*
Love, Raven
HEHEHEH Just kidding.. If I killed ya'll I'd have to clean up the mess, hide evidence... you know the whole works. I'll just stick to Exlax for now
But don't push me!
*Evil Cackle*
Love, Raven
Maineiac the original
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Like I said it all about stocks for air freshier.
White Raven
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Mom and LRM,
I gotta agree with the guys. A woman's place IS infact in the Kitchen!
Reason #1: That's where all the really big knives are.
#2: That's where all the heavy frying pans are.
#3: All women know to hide atleast one good handgun in the pantry behind the flour.
#4: All women know to hide the Stricknine (sp?) under the sink.
So yes a women's place is in the kitchen cause that's where we can do the most damage to a man.
Oh boys.... Anybody hungry? I just made a batch of Choc Chip cookies, and they're mm mmm good!
Hey crow, Got milk? This outta be quite the show. Exlax choc tastes just like Hershey's, doncha think?
Love, Raven
I gotta agree with the guys. A woman's place IS infact in the Kitchen!
Reason #1: That's where all the really big knives are.
#2: That's where all the heavy frying pans are.
#3: All women know to hide atleast one good handgun in the pantry behind the flour.
#4: All women know to hide the Stricknine (sp?) under the sink.
So yes a women's place is in the kitchen cause that's where we can do the most damage to a man.
Oh boys.... Anybody hungry? I just made a batch of Choc Chip cookies, and they're mm mmm good!
Hey crow, Got milk? This outta be quite the show. Exlax choc tastes just like Hershey's, doncha think?
Love, Raven
Slydog
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I'm gettin outa this before it swallows us all,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL
sly
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Whew..!! What kind of tirade is that? Who set the women off on such a tangent?? Sounds like all three of them have one thing in common and thank that Lord it's not me.!!!
Moosenutz, you're taken your life in your hands pikin' shite with these gurls.. Sounds like theyzze just as libel to poison ya and shoot ya as give ya a case of the trots... What a hard gang o'females...
I think I'm gonna wander down to the Long Branch and talk with Miss Kitty.
Moosenutz, you're taken your life in your hands pikin' shite with these gurls.. Sounds like theyzze just as libel to poison ya and shoot ya as give ya a case of the trots... What a hard gang o'females...
I think I'm gonna wander down to the Long Branch and talk with Miss Kitty.
D
Dick Reece
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Miss kitty...hmmmm..wonder how she got that name, and how testus got his
?
White Raven
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LMAO! You guys are too much fun!
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What's all the pissnanmoanin' about Fords and Chebbys? Everyone knows DODGE makes the only real pickemup trucks in America.. Chebbys' rust and fall apart and FORD.. well any truck with a monicker equating to Found On Road Dead.. that about says it all....
Why would anyone wear a porkchop around thier neck?? Unless it was to... Uh, Umm, nevermind...
"A man may work from Sun to Sun, but a woman's work should stay in the kitchen.."
Why would anyone wear a porkchop around thier neck?? Unless it was to... Uh, Umm, nevermind...
"A man may work from Sun to Sun, but a woman's work should stay in the kitchen.."
D
Dick Reece
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Dan,I agree with everything you said except the first paragraph
Slydog
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Dan,
As I started readin your post about FORD I thought that you were crazy untill you got to the part about the girlz, with that comment I new you were outa yo mind and wanting the wrath of the girls all on you... We, the rest of the boys are glad you volenteered to take on the girls.
You go Dan...LOL
sly
As I started readin your post about FORD I thought that you were crazy untill you got to the part about the girlz, with that comment I new you were outa yo mind and wanting the wrath of the girls all on you... We, the rest of the boys are glad you volenteered to take on the girls.
You go Dan...LOL
sly
Maineiac the original
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hey fellows sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh.
YOU GO DAN, YOU DA MAN. GO GETTEM.
YOU GO DAN, YOU DA MAN. GO GETTEM.
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*Stands in the corner listening to all this bull $#it. Arms crossed firmly across her chest. One eyebrow raised. Making that sucking sounds with her teeth.* MMMMhuh... yup... Now their in trouble.
Crow!!!!
Laurie!!!!
Batten down the hatches, grab your guns, hand cuffs, and any other assorted goodies you feel like bringing. It's time for a good ole A$$ reaming party!
Love, Raven
Crow!!!!
Laurie!!!!
Batten down the hatches, grab your guns, hand cuffs, and any other assorted goodies you feel like bringing. It's time for a good ole A$$ reaming party!
Love, Raven
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ok... I'll hang out up here in the tree stand and take care of the ones that try and run.
Got my guns on, one for each hip, handcuffs... glad you packed them for me but I won't be needing the keys.
Go gettim Raven
Dang girl... be gentle... you want to make it last
Yo Momma Crow
Got my guns on, one for each hip, handcuffs... glad you packed them for me but I won't be needing the keys.
Go gettim Raven
Dang girl... be gentle... you want to make it last
Yo Momma Crow
Maineiac the original
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I know why no one wants a woman in the kicthen.
That is becouse men cook better.
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ah LRM... You speak true poetic beauty... hehehehe
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Maineiac the original
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Easy LRM that dream can only come true with to servicemen. Unkle Sam learnt them the hard way to clean. If it's wrong you can't go on liberty. As far as a cook if they skinny they cant cook. Me I'm 6'3" 275 I can cook.
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